It's 2:37 AM, that liminal hour when the veil between worlds seems thinnest, suspended between yesterday and tomorrow. I park my car, the only sound the tick-tick-tick of its cooling engine and the distant hum of the interstate. But as I get out, a new sound enters my brain, the buzzing of a yellow sign hanging nearby. The same sign that acts as a lighthouse, guiding lost souls to safe harbour and smothered hash browns – it reads WAFFLE HOUSE.
I approach the glass door, my reflection briefly merging with the scene inside and as I step in I realise I am entering a realm where the ordinary transcends the extraordinary.
The initial thing that is obvious is the smell – the top note hits me first. The crisp zing of filter coffee intermingling with the sweet aroma of waffle batter hitting a blisteringly hot iron. These scents dance in the air as the door swings shut behind me. But then, the heart notes of Eau de Waffle emerge. Here is where the savoury elements come into play, the smokiness of bacon being shuffled on the griddle complemented by the richness of the margarine soaked eggs crackling in the pan.
But it is the base notes of the scent that truly define the experience. Deep lingering aromas that still cling to my shirt hours later and burrow themselves deep inside my memories. At the foundation it’s the warm nutty smell of coffee that has been sitting on the burner for 23 hours, but just as vivid is the sweet caramelised sugar smell that can only come from decades of high-fructose corn syrup spills on hot griddles. And underneath it all is one hard to place but so obviously present, the scent of worn vinyl seats and well-rubbed laminated menus. The embodiment of years of late-night conversations and all the human drama that unfolds in the booths that now surround me.
My eyes now begin to take in the scene. Behind the counter are hunched line cooks with their backs to me, like Catholic priests before their altar but instead of incense it is the smoke from bacon rising in front of them. As a waitress approaches me, for just the briefest of seconds eyes across the restaurant flicker to scan me. In a booth near the window a lone trucker sits over his three stacked plates, while at the counter two twenty-somethings in rumpled clothes lean in close, whispering at the same volume as the grill.
The waitress approaches, and I notice she has two name badges. My eyes move between them, adding to the surreal atmosphere - one reads "SHAUNA," the other "SHAWNA." She meets my gaze with the weary but knowing look of someone who's seen a thousand late-night souls just like me and I avoid the obvious question. With a bright smile, she gestures towards an empty booth, her movements efficient yet almost graceful, like a dancer who knows her routine by heart. As she slides the laminated menu in front of me, her hand lingers for a moment on its worn surface. 'Coffee?' she asks, her voice low and slightly raspy, perfectly suited to this hour between worlds. I nod, and she's gone in a swish of blue uniform, leaving me to contemplate my choices.
I run my fingers across the menu, its slight stickiness a testament to countless spills and good times. In the fluorescent light, the staged images of waffles and hash browns take on an almost iconographic quality. I find myself studying each option like a scholar of an ancient text searching for meaning in the various arrangements. The hash browns, I realise, are not merely a side dish, but a canvas for a deeply personal ritual. Each order is a incantation, a string of words that holds power and meaning:
"Scattered" - the base state, potato shreds spread across the grill like stars in a constellation.
"Smothered" - onions caramelized and folded in, adding depth and mystery to the mixture.
"Covered" - a blanket of melted cheese, binding the elements together in golden harmony.
"Chunked" - bits of ham interspersed throughout, adding a salty counterpoint to the symphony.
"Diced" - tomatoes, bringing a hint of acidity, a reminder of daylight in this nocturnal realm.
"Peppered" - a dusting of jalapeños, a spell of warmth and subtle heat.
"Capped" - crowned with mushrooms, earthy and grounding.
"Topped" - chili ladled over, a final layer of complex, savory richness.
I watch as the young man at the counter places his order, the girl with him watching- "Scattered, smothered, and covered" - the words rolling off his tongue with the ease of long practice.
Just as I was about to order, a large group of college-age boys storm in loudly laughing and screaming at each other - entirely in a world of their own.
“Boys,” Shawna/Shauna says, her voice firm but not unkind. “Keep it down.”
They fall silent, like children called out by their teacher, and slip into their booth.
Shawna/Shauna returns to my table and looks down expectantly, her pen poised: “So what will it be?”
"Hash browns," I begin, the words feeling weighty.
"Scattered, smothered, and covered.”
She nods, I fantasise that it is a nod of approval. "Waffle with that?"
"Yes," I stutter, improvising. "A pecan one."
As she turns to place my order, I watch her approach the open kitchen's threshold. She calls out the order in a singsong chant that seems to hover in the air. The grill hisses as potato shreds hit its surface, the sound like a secret being whispered. onions follow, their sharp scent cutting through the symphony of aromas. Cheese is sprinkled last, cheerfully coagulating the entire meal together.
Shawna/Shauna returns with my food, the plate of hash browns enticingly glistening with spray oil, setting it down gently in front of me. For a moment, she lingers, her tired eyes studying me. "First time here?" Shawna/Shauna asks.
"Is it that obvious?" I laugh.
She smiles. "Your accent gave you away. Where you from?"
"England," I reply. "I have to ask – which name is correct?"
"Oh, both of them, honey," she says with a wink before disappearing once more.
I look at my two plates. The waffle, golden and warm, is gridded like the streets of an unknown city, pecans peeking through. On another plate beside it, the hash browns gleam, a palette of browns and golds that would make Rembrandt weep.
The first bite of waffle is a revelation. Its crisp exterior immediately gives way to a tender interior that melts on my tongue. It's sweet, but not cloying. I close my eyes, savouring the moment, and I swear I can taste not just imitation butter and batter, but the essence of countless dawns, of weary travelers finding solace, of night owls seeking sustenance. Waffle House famously never closes and is open 24/7, 365 days a year, come rain or hurricane. Many branches even do not have keys as their doors are never locked.
I turn my attention to the hash browns – scattered, smothered, and covered, as I'd ordered by copying my fellow diner. The first forkful is a symphony of textures and flavours. The potatoes offer a satisfying crunch that gives way to a soft interior. The onions, caramelised to perfection, provide a sweet counterpoint to the savoury potatoes. And the American cheese, now cooled just enough to have reached that perfect state between molten and solid, binds it all together in a cohesive whole.
As I lean back, full and satisfied, I realise there is a strange comfort in the stillness here. It’s broken only by the occasional clatter of plates and the low murmur of conversation. The fluorescent lights buzz softly, creating a cocoon of warmth against the dark night outside. In this moment of contentment, my mind drifts to other late-night havens I've encountered on my travels.
The Waffle House's yellow glow reminds me of the harsh fluorescent lights of a bus station on the outskirts of Delhi, where weary travelers dozed across hard plastic seats, waiting for dawn. The sizzle of the grill echoes the sounds of a 24-hour food court in a rundown Dubai mall, where homesick migrant workers gathered over steaming bowls of comfort food from their home countries. Even the worn vinyl of the booth beneath me feels familiar, like the seats of an all-night diner in Tokyo where salarymen sought solace in bowls of ramen after missing their last trains home.
Each of these places, I realise, is its own little sanctuary—a space where time seems to bend and the usual rules of the world don't quite apply. Like this Waffle House, they offer refuge to night shift workers, early risers, and everyone in between, creating pockets of shared humanity in the quiet hours when most of the world sleeps
Shauna/Shawna appears, as if summoned by the completion of my meal, to refill my coffee cup one last time. "Anything else?" she asks, and I shake my head, still too wrapped in the lingering afterglow of this late-night sacrament to form words.
There’s something about the midnight hours that pulls people together, even in our solitude. Maybe it’s the shared sense of being awake when most of the world is asleep, or maybe it’s the quiet understanding that, in places like this, everyone’s looking for something—whether it’s a meal, a moment of peace, or just a brief escape from the road.
For me, Waffle House is like a familiar face in a strange town. It’s a place that asks nothing of you except that you sit, eat, and exist. No questions, no expectations. Just a booth, a cup of coffee, and the unspoken knowledge that you belong here, even if only for a short while.
What I’ve been reading:
How pour-over coffee got good: By my friend Nick Whitaker, who knows more about coffee than anyone else I know. It convinced me to finally get a real coffee machine and while the machine annoys me on a daily basis, the coffee is so much better.
Captain Sir Richard Francis Burton: The Secret Agent Who Made the Pilgrimage to Mecca, Discovered the Kama Sutra, and Brought the Arabian Nights to the West: I found this in a second-hand bookstore last week and have been enthralled by it ever since. A biography of one of the most interesting men the West has ever produced.
The Alteration: I actually read this several years ago but have recommended it twice in the past fortnight to others. By Kingsley Amis, it is a novel set in an England that never experienced the Reformation and as a result no Industrial Revolution.
This is beautiful. I used to work as a short-order cook. The intensity of that work, requiring complete focus, constant communication, and close coordination in a hot, greasy, and even dangerous environment, is rare and unappreciated by the vast majority. I went to a Waffle House during breakfast rush earlier this year. I watched in awe as the three cooks, different ages and genders, none of whom will ever touch middle class or have a job with benefits, slid around in the heat and spoke in their secret language, anticipating each other's every move, as they cranked out the chow with supreme efficiency. And they are on display!
Waffle House is a treasure.